Wanker bag

A wanker bag functions like a cum rag although instead of a rag its a bag. It could be a sock.

Person A “So how’d the date go?”

Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”

by Skeeoung April 13, 2024

Wickersyn

A large problem considered unsolvable but is comprised of smaller solvable problems that are not being addressed.

The education wickersyn in Florida was improved in large part by the voucher system.

by SavannahLinguists April 18, 2024

Wanker wheel

The small thin tyre and wheel used as a spare wheel or as a set of 'cheap burn out tyres' often found in pairs on the front end of a fwd car often a (honda civic) or on the rear end of a rwd car (often a bmw)

"Look at that fella there"

"Aye he's got the wanker wheel on"

by Some sorta name May 1, 2024

Wanker Hag

A person who is toxic in overwatch and constantly complains about 'no heal', 'no damage'

Dragonix Can you pleaaase more heaL.
Dragonix gg
Goblin Omg you are such a wanker hag!

by senorgibbi November 19, 2024

wickerbottom

The act of tickling one's buttocks with an unlit candle wick. Invented in 2003 by a man who was angry at the world.

Angry Man: "Why I'll give you a piece of me! Prepare... for THE WICKERBOTTOM!"
Man Two: "the huh?"
(Those were his last moments of purity. He was forever traumatized after feeling the wrath of the wickerbottom.)

by RedNine November 19, 2024

Wanker

A word to describe an idiot or annoying person an inefficient person

A person that wants too much

Wanker

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Wankers shortbread

A tradition where, upon a young lad’s awkward yet triumphant first solo adventure, his parents—presumably both proud and horrified—present him with a ceremonial piece of shortbread to mark his transition into a deeply confusing stage of life.

In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.

Father : Here you go son, have a munch on this wankers shortbread.
Son: thanks dad I really love it

by Poppyseed Monkey January 28, 2025