Upper Decker Toilet Wrecker

Verb
The act in which one removes the lid to the tank of a toilet and proceeds to deficate or shit. Once finished, replacing the lid and walking away as if nothing has happened.

End result: Next person flushes toilet and shit is then flushed through.

"Yo dude...I just did a 'Upper Decker Toilet Wrecker' up in that pisser man...hahaha...poor bastards"

by Shaff Dizzle January 5, 2004

rest stop toilet paper

Super low grade single ply butt ribbon found in the bathrooms of rest stops,service stations and most other public rest rooms.Contains visible chunks of wood pulp.15 sheets glued together qualifies as plywood.What name brands compare their product to and refer to as "the next leading brand".

I got splinters in my fingers from using that rest stop toilet paper.

by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

John Wayne toilet paper

Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!

Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005

same shit different toilet

used by eminem in his song so bad. It means something the same but, different.

person 1: hows life
person 2: same shit different toilet

translation: different day but its the same

by chrisbrownslover May 13, 2011

We're off to see the toilet

A take on the brief jingle, "We're off to see the wizard" from the movie, "The Wizard of Oz".
Sung when you're on your way to the bathroom to take a plop (leave a shit, go poo-poo, lay a log, etc.)

♪ We're off to see the toilet, ♪
♪ The wonderful toliet bowl! ♪

Note the spelling of the word toilet in the second verse; it is pronounced, "toa LYE'it" in order for it to have three syllables.

by Telephony May 22, 2016

Clean my Dirty Toilet

A way to solicit gay sex in a socially acceptable manner via Craigslist.

I will give you $20/hr to come clean my dirty toilet.

by thelizx May 7, 2009

Toilet Seat Snake Skin

AKA as TSSS, Is when a greasy, hairy, and sweaty person sits on a toilet seat for a while and when they get up the sweat, hair, and skin cells dry on the toilet seat like a glaze. Making what looks like a snake skin that has been shead on the toilet seat. This is also very hard to clean off. You will need a Brillo pad

Dude, I went to the bathroom and the guy before me left me a toilet seat snake skin so I had to use a different toilet.

by ElectricBob December 30, 2020