squirrel nipples

A female/male nipple that looks like a acorn

"Isaac has squirrel nipples"

by I_am_the_burger_King February 8, 2017

Squirrel

A male (usually) who hooks up with with the only goal in mind to get his nutt and leaves after without satisfying their partner.

Person 1: How was the dick appointment last night?
Person 2: My man was a squirrel. He got his but and left after one lousy round. I didn’t even get my nutt.

by @cajanpowder March 26, 2019

squirrel milk

Is when a squirrel gets in your house and relieves himself in your cereal

Dam squirrel milk again

by Patrick swayzie August 31, 2019

squirrel tuft

The hair tramp stamp above the ass crack of a guy.

93 took off his shirt at the pool and had a massive squirrel tuft on his back.

by SuckleMyTitty July 25, 2022

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.

Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."

by ziater September 4, 2008

the squirrel hat rule

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.

Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.

by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024