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He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 13, 2020
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Paper

Paper is a very thin and flat object made of wood. There are many uses with paper. You can use a pencil to write on a paper
I made a paper into a paper airplane
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Afghani Paper Towels

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.
by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022
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Toilet Paper

An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.
Oe hail naw, we ran out of Toilet Paper.
by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020
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Paper Champ

Someone who only wrestles 11 times a year, and can only win matches with interference. Roman Reigns is a paper champion
Roman Reigns is a paper champion who barely wrestles 11 times a year, while he claims to be the head of the table and the tribal chief. He avoids facing the true contenders who work hard and deserve a shot at his title.
by Nexusfanboy January 24, 2024
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