He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.

WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

by YAWA March 13, 2020

Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch

I hate him

Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!

by Turf A January 12, 2023

paper job

The sexual act of getting several paper cuts on the erect penis and then receive a blow job until it stops bleeding.

He received a paper job in the bathroom.

by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016

Paper Stamp

The act of dipping ones balls in a bucket of drywall mud and then teabagging a lazy or napping member of the constitution crew. Add a peice of drywall tape to make the stamp complete. Members of the #505 local union are the G.O.A.T at the paper stamp.

Mike: "Hey Joe, do you see John's lazy ass sleeping over in the corner?"

Joe: "Yeah , fetch me my mud bucket, I'm about to paper stamp his bitch ass face".

by My name is mud. January 18, 2025

Cock, Paper, Scissors

When you play the game Rock Paper Scissors and your opponent mimics the motion of jerking off instead of forming a rock and creating a shake like motion.

I challenge you to a game of Cock, paper, scissors!

by TomWon April 29, 2022

brown paper bag special

When the girl has a nice body but her face is ugly you put a brown paper bag on her head

Alyssa has a nice body but ugly face so Shes a brown paper bag special

by Roberto binoski August 29, 2017

Paper pirate

A less offensive way of saying white people, reserved for social media to not get banned.

"Ranch flavored ice cream? Sounds like paper pirate nonsense to me."

by Goon the troll June 5, 2023