One Two Stinkaroo

The act of urinating inside of a man or woman's anus shortly after completion of anal sex. It is so named because a #1 is taken on top of a #2 and the resulting mess is extremely smelly and sticky. As this is one of the most horrible things one human being can do to an other it is almost always accompanied with a subsequent break up.

Did you hit that bitch in the shit?

Yeah, and I gave her the old one two stinkaroo then dumped her.

by Zithers November 16, 2009

Two Beer Queer

An adult who becomes at least tipsy after drinking only 2 beers.

dude, mike is a two beer queer

rofl man, my bro is a two beer queer

by Evbrez January 19, 2007

Two Inch Grinch

A penis that is so small, it struggles to be over two inches when erect.

Boomer: I just got Sexified! (leaves the room)
Girl: Wow. I just had the worst experience with a two inch grinch. I don't even know if it went in. Maybe an asian would be better?

by morgalope December 3, 2005

two dogs in a tub

put your balls in the persons ass...its ass hard as keeping 2 dogs in a tub

I gave Zack Dunn 2 dogs in a tub.

by Mike Fennelly is Hot April 1, 2003

ten to two (v.)

"ten to two" represents the motion in which you roll a glass dick from the ten o clock position to the two o clock position (and back and forth) to melt and smoke your shit cause you are a retard. This term is used as a present tense verb (read example).

dopefiend: Where's all my shit?!!
bagwhore: While you were in the closet fixing your stereo, I just kept ten to twoing it.

by brandon's wife May 21, 2004

Super Two-fer

When you masturbate two times in one day-usually in the morning and at night.

"Man i've been so busy at work i haven't jacked off in a while but I had yesterday off and made it a Super Two-fer. "

by kingofpc November 5, 2009

marks out of two

To rate a girl with your mates who is in earshot but without her knowing. Taken from the statement "I'd give her one!" or two meaning "I wouldn't touch her with yours!"

Dan: "Marks out of two?"
Rob: "I think one"
Dan: "Yep"
Sally: "What are you taking about?"
Rob: "Binary scoring systems for...."
Dan: "Want to go for a drink later Sally?"

by Unsub2007 January 3, 2008