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The tree trimmer

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When you stuff anal beads inside a woman, and while she's suckin your dick you pull 'em out like you're cranking a chainsaw and she bites down hard and scrapes her teeth down your dick.
Damn, Matt hit me with the tree trimmer last night and I damn near bit his dick off!
by Liquor_Box September 6, 2023
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Kick The Thing

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A bedtime game in the 60's that my sisters and I played. We tied something to the pull chain on the ceiling light chord. We didn't have alot of money for toys.
Hey sis, Let play that game Kick the Thing
by Poohzie123 May 27, 2009
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stutton the tutton

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Quite similar to button the mutton (i.e., to give a hand- or blowjob), however, stutton the tutton is generally much rougher and only performed by the most willing of partners. Therefore it is common for one to take serious offense when asked to stutton the tutton if they are unwilling.
-I asked her to stutton my tutton on the first date and she slapped me.
-Dude, you don't stutton the tutton EVER on the first date if you want to be a righteous dude.

-Dude, so I asked to button the mutton but she went all the way for a stutton!
by Stubernic June 12, 2009
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scratch the tape

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To change the (boring) music to something more appealing.

To reinvent oneself, ones life etc
Hey DJ, scratch the tape!!!

My life sucks, I need a change
You gotta scratch the tape man
by Praney Deb March 21, 2010
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Ride the typhoon

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Applicable to toilets equipped with an automated flushing system.

Complete the full act of urination or defecation while the automatic flushing of the toilet activates as you sit down on the basin.
Mang, I crapped a 6 pounder but still managed to ride the typhoon!
by Midgetface Killah August 13, 2010
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Chasing the turtle refers to consuming Xanax in order to slow down, or chill. Xanax is often used after using other recreational drugs (with stimulant or insomniac properties) in order to induce sleep or enter a "come-down" period. As a turtle is a slow animal, chasing the turtle naturally means to slow down, usually after a long night of partying.
Hey man, you're pretty wired after doing that blow, maybe you should chase the turtle.
by Uncle Apple May 24, 2011
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lasering the target

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When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.
Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."
by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012
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