Squirrel Method 

The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.

Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?

Bobby: i did it was so tight

Squirrel Method by S13Enjoyer January 23, 2025

squirrel squirrel diddle diddle 

A squirrel movement

Did you hear about the squirrel squirrel diddle diddle protest later? It’s for a great cause.

squirrel squirrel diddle diddle by SquirrelGirl425 February 21, 2025

Squirrel Chaser 

A male of homosexual persuasion who enters another males anal tunnel with his penis is said to be chasing after the squirrel (poo)

Also known as a ‘Poo Pusher’

“Hey did your gay mate Steve take Dave home lastnight?”
“Yeah I heard Daves a bit of a Squirrel Chaser”

Squirrel Chaser by WestieBogan September 27, 2025

Squirrel bucket

An act or action that should not be discussed with those who don’t already know.

If a person asks for a squirrel bucket and understands what the term means then you must provide one, but if a person asked what is a squirrel bucket then you mustn’t disclose any more information.

Squirrel bucket by Stranger characters October 30, 2025

Squirrel

A cute rodent who loves to chew on some acorns, hazelnuts or other nuts. This little guy will most likely eat nuts from your hand if they’re not shy enough. There are many different squirrels, brown, gray, black etc.

Some would say it’s the best animal ever.
Emoji for squirrel: 🐿️

”Man look at that squirrel! He’s so cute!”
”Yeah for sure. I love squirrels.”

Squirrel by RealSquirrel December 25, 2025

Squirrel

A squirrel is a small animal with soft fur, sharp little ears, bright eyes, and a large, fluffy tail that often looks bigger than the rest of its body. Its compact shape and delicate paws give it a neat, alert appearance.

🐿️

"Look, a squirrel!"

Squirrel by RealSquirrel December 26, 2025

Squirrel

(Noun)A squirrel is a garbage and short piece of lore written for a lore game that should not be used in an actually pd..

These new lore team cant do anything all I see is Squirrel after Squirrel
He would have made the lore team if he didn't write all of those Squirrels.

Squirrel by Chickenwalkah February 2, 2026