Scoong 

My wife, Madison Price

Madison, quit being a Scoong.

Scoong by Vic rock February 17, 2023

Dawn Soon

a period of time longer than the time associated with soon. Approximately ranges from 2-3 months but in all honesty, can be 6 or even a year. Nobody knows how long it is. Often a term used by dawn moderators when asked about the next update releases hence dawn in the name.

When's the next update coming out? Dawn Soon.
When will android users get MR5? Dawn Soon.

Dawn Soon by DCU52 May 30, 2021

Dimash's Soon 

Innocent Dears believed that Dimashs soon is at an early date and within a short period after this or that time, event, etc.

Dears would get excited and happy at first hoping soon would be after days of waiting , but Dimash's soon is never soon as they dreamed.

whenever Dears ask Dimash about his soon event he would reply soon and Dears would .lugh saying soon soon soon

Dimash reply to his soon: "Kazakhs are never late, they just change the day".

Dears says Dimash's soon is never, or sooner than never.

Dears will joke saying

Is your "soon" is as long as a Dimash "soon"?

Dimash's soon usually used to tease Dears patience of upcoming events, new song, music videos, new album, interviews

Dears says Dimash's soon is never, or sooner

than never.

Dears: Is your "soon" is as long as a Dimash "soon"?

Dimash's Soon by Jasmin DiDear January 2, 2021

get well soon

1. What you say when someone/something dies.

2.What you say when someone/something either fails misrerabally, gets destroyed, or has no chance whatsoever of recovering.

Dude one - "Did you hear the news? Boyd Coddington passed away today"

Dude two- "Man that sucks. Get well soon Boyd."

Get well soon low gas prices.

Get well soon Titanic.

Get well soon Michael Richard's career!

get well soon by tehgmaster October 9, 2008

soon

When we feel like it.

We will have more information soon.

soon by Turbine Entertainment March 30, 2005

Knifey Spoony 

A game Australian in origin. Two opponents challenge each other to a comparison of knife blades, to determine who has the greater knife. When knives are to be produced, one player actually produces a spoon. If the opposing player correctly identifies it as a spoon, she/he wins the match.

"THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife; that's a spoon."
"All right, you win. I can see you've played Knifey Spoony before!"

Knifey Spoony by J. Stephen September 1, 2009

Scoon 

(n)(v) a combination of the words scrub and goon refers to a person who portrays traits of both. This person acts cool when not and also slow witted and goofy.

Shane likes to think hes cool but hes just a scoon.

Craig bought a new era hat but hes just scoonin we know hes lame.

Scoon by Twin Jester August 20, 2010