"Do you wanna go halfsie-splitsies with me on these adult diapers bro?"
"Bro sure I'll go halfsie-splitsies with you, we both use them every day."
"I love you bro."
"Bro sure I'll go halfsie-splitsies with you, we both use them every day."
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The phenomenon that takes place when a once popular first-person shooter loses a majority of its player base within a few months of its initial hype due to player disinterest.
The video game 'Splitgate' once had thousands of players online and even was, at one point, the most streamed game on Twitch, but it has sadly lost more than 90% of its player base mainly due to players losing interest.
The video game 'Splitgate' once had thousands of players online and even was, at one point, the most streamed game on Twitch, but it has sadly lost more than 90% of its player base mainly due to players losing interest.
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Get the The Splitgate Effect mug.When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.
It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.
(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.
(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:
Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.
Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.
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She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.
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Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.
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Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.
Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.
or
She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.
or
Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.
or
Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
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Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.
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