Biological Sleep Clock

An internal clock where tells your body when to sleep and when to stay awake. It can be altered due to your habits, job, travels, etc.
My biological sleep clock is always changing becuase I travel so much!
by Karl Larkins February 18, 2015
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Wet Sleeping Bag

When a woman has a Uterine prolapse (uterus falls out of the vagina), but she's white trash and keeps shoving it back up inside herself with hopes of popping out another kid.
"Damnit Cathy, you sneezed and your puss popped out and it looks like a wet sleeping bag!"

"Damnit Karen, put your wet sleeping bag away, the floors wet again... grab a mop!"

"While golfing yesterday, Tina left a wet sleeping bag in the porta poty."
by 39TWA07 September 26, 2020
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Creamy Sleeping Bag

A person with an uncircumcised penis who ties the foreskin off at the tip and then jerks off, usually while thinking of ghost stories around a campfire.
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I went camping in the mountains over the weekend by myself so I could give myself a creamy sleeping bag in peace.
by Gino Felino April 13, 2011
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Sleep Paralysis Demon

"I was stalked."

"Cool."
-Sleep Paralysis Demon
by JeauxMama September 19, 2020
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sleeping bag syndrome

Refers to an uncircumsised male penis, since it resembles an unrolled sleeping bag.
"Have you seen that Bob's got the sleeping bag syndrome? What a turn-off!"
by Erika Butler June 11, 2008
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I sleep naked

Literally the worst fan fiction ever about Larry Stylinson. It romanticises aspergers and borderline personality disorder which are serious conditions, like dude, just say you’re stupid and go.
Person A: Have you read I sleep naked, it’s one of my favourites!

Person B: NOOO!! If you need fanfic recommendations you could've just said so, but I sleep naked is NOT IT. It romanticises mental illnesses.

Person A: what should I read then?

Person B: well, young and beautiful by velvetoscar, escapade by dolce_piccante, unbelievers by isthatyoularry, tired tired sea by mediawhore, and tonnes more.
by May 19, 2021
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I'm sleep tho

It means of being in the state of sleep or of not knowing or not being able to comprehend. Something like you not hearing me. Or I don't know what I'm talking about. Or you don't care what their talking about.
Person blah blah blah me: but I'm sleep tho, you: what does this mean me: I try to explain; but I'm sleep tho
by Millamousee May 06, 2013
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