punching flowers to sleep

When flowers doesn't want to go to sleep

Punching flowers to sleep is an effective way to get her to sleep.

by DefinitelyNotOlivia6717_ May 17, 2021

Creamy Sleeping Bag

A person with an uncircumcised penis who ties the foreskin off at the tip and then jerks off, usually while thinking of ghost stories around a campfire.
chasturboop

I went camping in the mountains over the weekend by myself so I could give myself a creamy sleeping bag in peace.

by Gino Felino May 1, 2011

sleeping tiger

When Victor Weyi and Alfie Regan shag, they fall asleep in the same bed and have an errection at the same time.

"Victor I have a small penis" said Alfie, "Do you remember being sleeping tigers last night?"

by Josh Cromar April 19, 2018

Sleep Paralysis Demon

Crazy ass bitch that likes to watch you sleep.

"I was stalked."

"Cool."
-Sleep Paralysis Demon

by JeauxMama September 19, 2020

sleeping bag syndrome

Refers to an uncircumsised male penis, since it resembles an unrolled sleeping bag.

"Have you seen that Bob's got the sleeping bag syndrome? What a turn-off!"

by Erika Butler June 10, 2008

I sleep naked

Literally the worst fan fiction ever about Larry Stylinson. It romanticises aspergers and borderline personality disorder which are serious conditions, like dude, just say you’re stupid and go.

Person A: Have you read I sleep naked, it’s one of my favourites!

Person B: NOOO!! If you need fanfic recommendations you could've just said so, but I sleep naked is NOT IT. It romanticises mental illnesses.

Person A: what should I read then?

Person B: well, young and beautiful by velvetoscar, escapade by dolce_piccante, unbelievers by isthatyoularry, tired tired sea by mediawhore, and tonnes more.

by anonymous May 18, 2021

I'm sleep tho

It means of being in the state of sleep or of not knowing or not being able to comprehend. Something like you not hearing me. Or I don't know what I'm talking about. Or you don't care what their talking about.

Person blah blah blah me: but I'm sleep tho, you: what does this mean me: I try to explain; but I'm sleep tho

by Millamousee May 6, 2013