Rivers Cum

1. A person usually large in stature who represents both horny and silly personality traits

2. A filler word used to shock and add spice to a conversation among your peers open for interpretation

Jeremiah: weather outside sure is crazy huh?
Christopher: yea man sure (says with boredom)
James: Rivers cum!

by The Italian sausage February 26, 2025

Red River Rivalry

When a couple from Texas and Oklahoma hate fuck while on her period.

“Shit, the ole lady came up after her cycle started, and we had ourselves a Red River Rivalry.”

by Electric Cowboy March 8, 2025

river crabbing

Using a near homophone or synonym of a censored word to circumvent filters meant to detect it
(In Mandarin Chinese, the word "river crab" is a near homophone of "harmonization", which is itself a euphemism of the word "censorship")

"What is 'sax and violins' even supposed to mean?"
"It's just a river crabbing of 'sex and violence'."

"Can people please stop river crabbing everything on YouTube? If i hear the word "unalive" one more time, i swear-"

by anuncertainsomeone March 10, 2025

rivers

smelly

rivers is very smelly

by veryhonest November 22, 2021

River Phoenix

Talented good looking actor who has a kind personality and is loved by millions

River Phoenix was an American Actor best known for movies like Stand By Me or My Own Private Idaho

I think Thimothée Chalamet is the River Phoenix of his generation

by rio2002 November 22, 2021

River Jackson

River Jackson: He has a very Scientific mind from a young age, with philosophy and internet in nature in the world. A powerful Libra soul and especially confident person on the outside but busy and noisy on the inside.

He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.

The best type of person to learn wisdom from.

That guy: River Jackson
"He's such a crazy cool character"

"I know he's so smart and hot"

by Jibbyblooblehotmath November 23, 2021

River

A River is a very shy but open person. It is usually hanging around with a load of crazy people. It also has a very short partner by its side. His hair is normally very long and gets in the way every minute of the day, he/she would need to always brush it back into its original place. It’s also a very much of an attention seeker and would do anything to get it. Also it’s partners name would normally start with an M.

Girl 1 : That River is a cunt
Girl 2 : Ennit

by RH._. November 24, 2021