Micro penis in grandma booty

If u got that 1 millimeter defeated then do this. First take yo millimeter shlong and take ur grandma, then fuck her in the ass crack so hard ur millimeter ding dong shlong bong dong gong touches her intestines

Gay person 1: yo grandma u wanna do Micro penis in grandma booty?

Lesbo ass grandma: sure sweet cheeks come over at my place around 6:09 pm

by BigAssBallTit March 17, 2022

pop a penis

To get really pissed off at someone.

Easy there Nick, no need to pop a penis.

by Bro Me March 7, 2011

Swiss Army Penis

A penis like a Swiss Army knife tool with the penis being the base. Comes with every tool you can imagine

Dyllan has a Swiss army penis

by 96DigBick May 31, 2018

suck my penis tonight?

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT

Daddy - Please sugar momma suck my penis
Sugar Momma - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
Daddy - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Momma - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Momma - *Sucks hard*

by OFFICIALnigger September 30, 2020

penis

a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.

damnnn that penis' friction felt good

by adidas May 28, 2003

penis envy

A very funny random phrase to yell out during a quiet or tense moment. Best results when said quickly. The moment decides wether it sould be said loud or quiet.

-Now let us pray for this delicious turkey dinner...

- ...Penis envy (quietly)



- I told you to be home before dark. And you diliberatly disobeyed me. What do you have to say for yourself?

- PENIS ENVY! (loudly)

by A Friend of Ramous July 19, 2005

Curious penis

A bisexual penis that is interested in both vagina's and anuses (male love holes).

"I just got bummed by a curious penis!"

by DJD December 20, 2003