THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 13, 2020
Get the He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!mug. by Turf A January 12, 2023
Get the Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinchmug. The act of being an absolute bafoon and an idiot or a dumbass whore who has no life and should just end it now.
by Mike hocks hard April 16, 2021
Get the paper chinmug. by thorgt May 2, 2022
Get the meme papermug. by dirtymidget69 June 15, 2010
Get the Cutting the Papermug. 
What your ancestors used in sacred rituals protecting different holes of the human body which is now extinct due to the SARS2.0 global outbreak.
Son, there once was a time when humans really got their heads up their asses, buying & stocking toilet paper as if it was the cure or as if a virus was about to attack their assholes and food & water were very low down the list of survival items.
by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020
Get the toilet papermug.