kaylie plate

if you meet a kaylie plate, run away as fast as you can because she’s the biggest THOTatron you’ll ever meet. never look back, just run. but. if you get to know her, she’s alright. i guess.

i just met kaylie plate. and i’ve learned that she makes more of less no sense and enjoys listening to shed eeran.

by dogger147742789 June 5, 2018

Dinner Plate Penis

An extremely long and wide penis, usually used to eat dinner on.

Yeah i ate my dinner on his dinner plate penis last night.

by CoolGuy1000005 October 25, 2018

Dinner plates

A girl with huge nipples

e.g. that whore has such huge dinner plates

by -G123 November 15, 2018

Healing Plate

A plate of cookies that mends old wounds and changes the future of lady bosses as we know it.
Band-aids don't fox bullet holes, but healing plates do.

Wow Taylor Swift just made Katy Perry a healing plate and now I'm floating onto the clouds filled with choc chips

by lovesnewwords June 11, 2019

Healing Plate

A plate of cookies that mends old wounds and changes the future of lady bosses as we know it.

Band-aids don't fix bullet holes, but healing plates do.

Wow Taylor Swift just made Katy Perry a healing plate and now I'm floating onto the clouds filled with choc chips

by lovesnewwords June 17, 2019

dad plat

The act of a father doing a plat/plats for their daughter, having little to no experience in the practice. Similar to a dad joke, they are often of low quality, but cute nonetheless.

Wow, look at that dad plat. The separation must be recent.

by Jayspray October 8, 2019

Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.

Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.

by Shmecca October 11, 2019