5 Knuckle Shuffle 

The person above me is a perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to him/her.

5 Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.

Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!

5 Knuckle Shuffle by Cena pwnz August 2, 2004

knuckle dragger 

Slang used in the software consulting industry to describe a consultant who can install a product successfully, yet is unable to architect a solution and think in big picture terms.

The project needs a true consultant, not a knuckle dragger.

knuckle dragger by Joe Consultant September 8, 2008

Moose Knuckle 

Moose Knuckle is the same as Camel Toe except it's deeper and more pronounced

Does she have Camel Toe? No, Moose Knuckle. See how deeper it is and everything is more pronounced

Moose Knuckle by Blue Shark October 22, 2010

5 knuckle shuffle 

When a man places his cock in a woman and he begins to wank until he busts a nut

He 5 knuckle shuffled in her

5 knuckle shuffle by The cerified G January 13, 2017

moose knuckle 

A unambiguous, often mesmerizing knuckle-like protrusion from a male crotch, usually dependent on the tightness of the offender's clothing. Moose knuckles are most common in males with large testicles, or men who fail to tuck successfully while wearing Spandex.

I have never seen a bigger moose knuckle; it looked like two balloons stuffed inside a ziploc.

moose knuckle by Jeffyboo September 15, 2008

fuck knuckle 

Someone driving at such a low rate of speed as to piss off the driver of the huge truck behind them. Usually used to verbally encourage said person to hurry the fuck up.

"Let's go there, fuck knuckle."

fuck knuckle by KChute November 8, 2007

Moose Knuckle Hunter 

To actively go after large women for sex because they are easier to seduce and the weakest of the herd of women present.

Man, Steve is such a Moose Knuckle Hunter. Of all the chicks at this bar he preys on the fat chicks.

Moose Knuckle Hunter by Squatting Bear December 14, 2009