date rape mustache

n. See molester mustache. A thin, poor excuse for a mustache. Usually seen on white trash looking to pick up a piece at the bar. Not to be confused with the '70s porn stache

Man that guy creeps me out. He looks real dirty, he even has a date rape mustache.

by Mr. KoZ January 13, 2008

near date experience

When you almost get a date with someone, but for some reason or another, it never materializes.

That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.

by ninjavee May 29, 2009

The perfect 4th date

Watching one or more Harry Potter movie and having anal sex.

“Hey man where should I take sally on our 4th date?”

“No worries man, I know the perfect 4th date”

by Littlebabyroughhouser November 29, 2020

CUSTOMARY BUMBLING DATE

A date that revolves around the true name of the dating service BUMBLE.

WOLFE this surely is a CUSTOMARY BUMBLING DATE as you need to directly address that STINKY BUMHOLE where the property rights belongs to the BEAUTIFUL RIMMIN' of the world.

by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL February 2, 2022

white people dating

When someone is clearly dating someone but refuses to acknowledge it or they repeatedly deny their dating status.

Origins: Based off of the way people "dated" on the Hills (2006 TV show).

Synonym: "Talking"

person 1: You guys are always hanging out and going on dates... so you guys are dating?
person 2: No! we are not dating, we only hold hands, kiss, and hang out sometimes!
person 1: *rolls eyes* white people dating...

by DezTheRez January 23, 2017

Detroit date night

When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.

"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."

by GreetingsADM January 15, 2018

When is the due date

When woman is so fat you do not know if she is really fat or pregnant

When is the due date because you are fat as hell.

by Fatty2mattyzant December 11, 2018