iPhone 4

The next phone by Apple. Its notoriously the only phone to "re-invent" the smartphone by reinventing what different features are called (lowering the bar). For Example "Video Calling" is "calling" that can only be done over WiFi. "Multitasking" is running multiple apps without actually running multiple apps at the same time. The Display is not only High Res, but its also a "Retina Display" which means its high Res too in addition to that, but still a washed out LCD.

The biggest features of them all tho, Apple's #1 feature, is what Apple calls "Engineered Glass". Its apparently used in Helicopters, trains, and is stronger than plastic. Whatever this "Glass" is its clearly a superior technology to that which is used in other phones. Oh yeah and its Recyclable.

Unfortunately Apple's method of gaining a competitive advantage by "lowing the bar" sort of backfired because it only makes other phones (Nokia, Blackberrys, Android) look better in relevance to the new "lower" standard Apple sets every June/July.

Starving Artist: "Hey did you know Obama uses an iPhone?"
Successful Business Man: "No wonder he can't run the damn country"

Communication Major: "Hey I just paid $299 for an iPhone 4 to downloaded iFart, now I can stream fart noises while I play doodle jump"
Business Major: "Hey I just got a six figure job and get a free corporate blackberry"

by TehSakMaster June 25, 2010

iPod

Pretty expensive mp3 player that some people like to hate.

Person 1: Hey it's like, my iPod it so g*ddamn broke down it's like, FUCK THE SYSTEM, pretty cool huh?

Me: Mine still works great..

Person 1: ...

by Ddk October 17, 2006

ipod

For all you people who put shit on iPods because of irreplaceable batteries and hard disks and about the $250 Apple repair fee, browse the fucking nets, you morons. You obviously have a web browser, so use the fucking thing! iPods DO have replaceable batteries, AND Hard drives. My iPod is currently open and on top of my computer right now, i bought a new hard disk for it to up the capacity. The battery is connected by a wire to a socket on the mainboard, much like the battery in a cordless phone. There are plenty of companies around that make replacement parts (ie the HDD is just a 1.8in Toshiba) so quit your bitching about them. It costs about $75 for a new battery and $150 for a new HD! I agree, Apple over-charges for the "replacement scheme" but seriously, if you think that Apple suck so much why follow their advice and not open your iPod? Morons.

Everyone who thinks that iPods are lame because of irreplaceable batteries are fuckwits who probably can't afford them.

by Gerron June 11, 2006

Iphone 3g

Possibly the most genius invention of all time next to sliced bread and the light bulb.

Guy 1: The Iphone 3g has internet access, wifi, ipod, GPS, and is easy to use as well as sleak and tasteful. I love it.

Guy 2: WELL LOLZ MY PHONEZ BETTAR BCUZ IT DOESNT HAVE TEH BUGZ AND IT COSTZ LESS

Guy 1: I like how you back up your opinion with rumours and prices. If you could afford one you would drop your current phone in seconds.

Guy 2: UR A FANBOI!! STFU!!

by Face the facts August 6, 2008

iPad

A general term for something that is expected to be great, but turns out to be a terrible.

'I really thought last night would be an awesome night out, but it was such an iPad'
'We broke up after she told me I was nothing but an iPad'
'The iPad announcement was a huge iPad'

by jc_sed8d March 1, 2010

ipod

A walking advertisement for: MUG THIS FOOL, THEY GOT MONEY.

Any fool dumb enough to buy an ipod and walk around town with their white headphones in their ears, trying to look cool, when they are actually saying: He I got lots of money. Usually private school fags.

A piece of electronic crap also.

Crack Addict 1: Hey check out that kid there, he's got an ipod.

Crack Addict 2: Get him!

by 1337-bix May 17, 2006

iPhone

A fancy looking brick.

I bought a $600 paperweight today. Some people like to call it an iPhone.

by rtil August 6, 2008