dirty german shot

When a man shaves his pubs then sprinkles them on top of a shot glass full of liquor

My girl lost a bet last night and I made her take a Dirty German Shot

by FSubby March 19, 2015

German Math Teacher

a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.

Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher

by Claes my pet into dick brotah March 1, 2017

German Beltbuckle

When you tuck your erect penis into your waist band to hide your massive boner.

I was bricked up just looking at the teacher I had to pull out the German Beltbuckle

by Bigshmoneydawg July 5, 2021

German flag

When your having your period and you shit and pee at the same time it makes a German looking flag, black red yellow 🇩🇪

Girl: holy shit I just did a German flag on the toulet

by Holeymoleyguackamoley September 29, 2023

German Slurpee

A sexual act involving four persons, which at least three of persons must have penises. Each penis of the three receivers occupy one hole of a large soft pretzel, while the performer of the act fills their mouth with German beer. The performer will proceed to, while holding the beer in their mouth, perform oral sex individually on each penis while the pretzel is in place. The performer, upon each sucking, will swallow the beer gradually during the act, after which all beer is swallowed or out of the mouth, the performers moves to the next penis. The act is complete after this has been performed on each penis. The pretzel may then be shared as a treat between all parties.

Me and the boys went to Berlin. We picked up a beer, a pretzel and a German girl at the supermarket and had the best German Slurpee. The pretzel was delicious too!

by hansaring July 11, 2025