Girlfriend water

Girlfriend Water (noun)

The mysterious phenomenon where the water from your girlfriend’s water bottle somehow tastes colder, fresher, and objectively better than any water you could get yourself — even if it came from the exact same source. Often experienced after taking “just one sip” and immediately realizing her water is superior for no logical reason.

Why does my water taste like nothing but your girlfriend water tastes like it came from a mountain spring?

by BigBlair55 February 13, 2026

girlfriend

something lesbians are better at getting than straight men

She and her girlfriend went to the park yesterday.

by InsOMNIac <3 March 8, 2026

Girlfriends

Typically used by a girl, girlfriends means her friends who are girls.

Im going to prom with some of my girlfriends

by ho1yc0w February 24, 2025

Girlfriending

When you re-light the blunt for someone while they hold it.

I ended up girlfriending Quinn because the light went out on the j.

by _Kmoney_$$ March 1, 2025

girlfriendship

Close or affectionate platonic friendship between girls. Derived from girlfriend + friendship.

"I envy their girlfriendship. Guy friends are so much more standoffish with each other."

by athene__ March 3, 2025

girlfriend

What some people think is what life is all about and they fuck up their lives over it.

i need a girlfriend
true love will make up for my bills, lack of social life, and i will magically have a personality.

by Benjiinthe2020s March 9, 2025

Girlfriend

Honey, there isn't going to be a ME to date if whatever is going on with my skull keeps getting worse and I'm not going to save myself. I WILL sit here and die! So...

Hym "Girlfriend? I'm supposed to have, like, a pride of sister-wives running around somewhere... They are both sex-property AND sexy property. What the are NOT (though) is 'good at saving me.' That is clearly something at which they do not excel... Bad sister-wives."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025