The Evil Purple Glaserpump

The Evil Purple Glaserpump, sometimes referred to as simply "The Glaserpump", is a mischievous creature who likes to sow destruction and chaos everywhere it goes.

Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.

"I am sorry for being late to the meeting, The Evil Purple Glaserpump ate my car keys."

by Mr_Goufball October 23, 2025

The evil of the lesser two

A situation where you’re forced to choose between two bad options, neither of which you want, but one is slightly less awful than the other.

Neither option was good, so I just chose the evil of the lesser two.”

It came down to the evil of the lesser two, and I still wasn’t happy about it.

I didn’t want either outcome, but sometimes you just pick the evil of the lesser two and move on.

by Lugzey26 January 6, 2026

Axis of Evil

That's the man that tried to kill ma daddy.

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

resin hit evil

the act of smoking resin unashamedly

"taylor keeps stealing my bowl and smoking my resin"
"yeah dood, resin hit evil"

by ctrlx July 27, 2013

blind the evil

Hoe bag who has no friends

You are a blind the evil

by Night streaks April 22, 2018

Root of all evil

Money is the root of all evil

I still believe it's the root of all evil. Misunderstanding 😔

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

Rise of Evil

A nation in despair, weakened by war, defeated
Lost their pride in Versailles
A former prisoner with a vision or delusion
Rise to power in the Reich
Rebuilding an army
Make the nation proud
Disregarding the treaty
Secret plans for "Lebensraum"
Start the Holocaust
The Reich will rise
Propaganda, the Reich will rise
To last a thousand years

uhhh idk how to use Rise of Evil in a sentence

by LeafyBoi June 13, 2020