Abandonware Down

Literally translates to "Not crack up".
Said when something is not funny.
The opposite of crack up.

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Created by finding the opposite of crack(ed) which is obviously abandonware & the opposite of up which has to be down.
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I'm all out of weed and there is no where to get anymore = ABANDONWARE DOWN!
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Bob: "hey dude stop dumping stuff all over the place"

John: "I dump that stuff right there for you"

Bob: "Abandonware Down!!!"

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Bob: "Did you see that homey on the computer poking the
screen with his back-seat browser brothers bothering everyone?"

John: "Yea it's abandonware down all-right

by TAJNOST November 14, 2011

Down Astronomical

You got too horny and became down astronomical, now everything you see makes you wanna fuck it.

Guy 1: I could suck a horse cock and won't be gay, I'd like it btw
Guy 2: oh hell nah this mf down astronomical

by discord person February 3, 2022

slow it down

to lower the volume of something, the opposite of speed it up

*radio playing in background* Hey slow dat down, i got a call.

by mikejones June 23, 2004

hung down

The mental state of a person after an inhuman amout of alcohol in consumed.

After 12 beers and 7 shots of Stoli, Mike spent the next day in bed, hung down.

by woody April 28, 2003

system of a down

A cool Rock band, only called "Pop" by rich christian ass-rapers that like to suck cock and love the system.

Damn, Im such an ass-Raper so i hate SOAD.

by Red Hot Chili Pepper September 9, 2003

Down yonder

Distance between 50 & 100 yards.

It's down yonder.

by Big Shawn May 16, 2015

system of a down

An LA based band whose music once possessed a unique and original blend of armenian and metal influences with deep political subject matter.

But now (November 2005) has abandonned their raw sounding roots towards more melodic/pop vocal directions due to the lead guitarists (Daron Malakian) change in musical taste, although still holding true to their original political lyrical content.

SOAD fan 1 : The New Album Rocks!! System of a Down Rules!! So do Deftones and Mars Volta!! Yea!!

Soad fan 2 : What the hell are you talking about, the first album was the best. They sounded like Slayer, now they sound like everything else on the radio.

Soad fan 3 : You're both whack. Just shut up and enjoy the music.

by Zareh December 28, 2005