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Phonetic Reading Disorder

Phonetic Reading Disorder or Phonetic RD is the inability to read or comprehend words spelled non-phonetically, resulting in poor to non-existent reading capabilities.
"I was diagnosed with Phonetic RD, which explains why I have so much trouble reading."
"I can't read because of my Phonetic Reading Disorder. "
by A.S.K.D April 7, 2023
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A subset of PTSD that directly affects former employees of ID.me.

Symptoms Include:

-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior
Wow! my Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED) has really been acting up lately. I found myself yelling at the cashier at my local bodega when she asked to see my ID when checking out with my 6 pack.
by PalindromeHannaH May 2, 2023
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Cock and mouth disorder

My mate has cock and mouth disorder
by Charz96 May 21, 2023
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Substance abuse disorder

New clinical/medical term for a person's drug abuse issues
Substance abuse disorder should be abbreviated as sad, where sad is a noun. I don't suffer from sad.
by Sexydimma June 2, 2023
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Sink Affective Disorder

Intrusive thoughts or mental illness symptoms experienced as a result of being left alone with your thoughts for too long while washing dishes in a restaurant or other commercial foodservice workplace.
Today the Sink Affective Disorder got to me, I couldn’t stop thinking about all these embarrassing things I did years ago when I was doing the dishes!
by kurvature July 21, 2023
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UUD (underlying ugly disorder)

when a bitch is so ugly not even makeup or plastic surgery can fix it.
“you saw that bitch mila instagram she got UUD (underlying ugly disorder)”
by lol_dontknow July 26, 2023
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Associative Personality Disorder

Wanting to live in the shoes of someone doing better than you
He really wants my BMW, must have associative Personality disorder
by Jacked conqueror August 21, 2023
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