nar dan

Someone who walks with a slight apeish quality and yells such intellegent comments as "get ye hair cut ya scutty greb" and "nar i iz gonna fuck dat greb up if he comes near meh lyk" Female versions "nar-dettes" tend to go along with whatever their nar-dan boyfriend says and doesn't mind when he borrows her jewellry to look more "bling"

"quick lets leg it before those nar-dans beat the shit out of us with their (fake) burberry head scarves"

by Rebecca November 26, 2003

Dirty Dan Diaz

aka Dan the Jew, very similar to a hot lunch, but in stead of the cling wrap, you use a dollar bill that you snorted cocaine with out of someones asshole. When you fill this "low income pocket" you use a funnel to spray enraged ass piss into the one dollar holler and then after you need to cut yourself; in a none so vital area. Then you drip blood into the ass piss concoction for a truly deeper connection to your partner. And then after you finish preparing the the one dollar holler than you proceed to face fuck the partner into an oblivion and right before you blow your "duck butter" into the mouth of the waiting recipient you pop the one dollar holler and let it all run wild! After the party is letting loose like a puetro rican fiesta you judo chop your partner in the throat and let them vomit that triple D out!

You dirty dan diaz'ed that bitch last night!

That cum pocket was totally dirty dan diaz'ed.

Yo I'm gonna triple d that AAAAASS!

by D!nk421 January 12, 2012

Smokey the Dan

A hippy forester who has an insatiable craving for hard wood. Often found in the Northern or Central parts of the state of Michigan. Can be pesky and homosexual by nature.

Smokey the Dan loves hard wood.

by J-Nigs October 25, 2004

Lieutenant Dan

A style of Modern Urban Survival. Based upon an Australian legend "the everyday man".

If you happen to lose your leg due to a random chainsaw or knitting accident you still show up for your mates BBQ with carton of beer and half a cow for the plate. You just pulled a Lieutenant Dan.

by Vincart September 24, 2008

Dapper Dan

USAF radio code for command post or any other station that somewhat has command over something. Not used in UHF communications band. It is mostly the VHF tactical communications band (30 to 50 MHz)

Dapper Dan, this is alpha six, we have the enemy engaged.

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 7, 2003

Hard Anal Dan

A guy called Dan who rips open fresh catomite butt.

Dan comes across a catomite and then set loose on it until he has busted it, not nice and very messy.

by A torn and broken catomite May 10, 2005

Smoky Dan

The technique of orally administering a deep hit of pot smoke up somebody's ass, having them hold onto it for a 10 seconds (so as to "catch a buzz") and finishing by bolstering the smoke back into the mouth of the smoke-deliveror.
(first a bong-hit, then a "bung-hit")

Hey Steve, would you like to do a Smoky Dan with me?

by Sweaty Mofo September 13, 2003