You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife

If you’re with a girl and she acts a certain way or does certain thing like gold dig, thot around, etc. then you cannot make her into someone who will treat you right and with respect. In short, avoid THOTS!

“Man I love Kiana but she out here entertaining these other dudes. What do I do?”

“Well you know the old saying my man’s ‘you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife?”

You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife by BigSlickDaddy April 27, 2022

trash can fire 

A trash can fire is a metaphor for something minor that people get unnecessarily upset about.

Heather's bra in a teacher's desk resulted in a school trash can fire; everyone got worked up about it and talked about it for days. Heather deliberately left one there.

trash can fire by Cranberry Bob November 19, 2019

I can tell you are doing it 

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong.

This is a humorous way to point out bad problem solving methods.

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong!

I can tell you are doing it by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2020

Rusting my can 

The process of stimulating a vagina until it is "wet" then suddenly leaving the scene. The said vagina is left to dry.

Jessica: "I swear it took Mike 15 minutes to get that condom at the gas station. I was all warmed up when he left... He has really been rusting my can."

Rusting my can by TheCockBrothers September 30, 2016

Valve can't count to three 

The fact that Valve (Game creators) can't count to three but can to 4,5,6 etc. popularized by the fact that the third Half-Life game wasn't Half-Life 3 but Half-Life 2:Episode 1

John:Hey! Can't wait till Portal 3 comes out!
Jack:Umm... Valve can't count to three, idiot.
John: Oh! Then let's wait for Portal 2: The Sequel.

Valve can't count to three by CarTroll September 28, 2011

i can't believe you searched this! don't you have anything better to do?? anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (and/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. 

This is the definition of Type any word... this indicates that if you somehow found this definition for a definition that, you are indeed insane.

I can't believe you searched this! Don't you have anything better to do?? Anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (And/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. is the def

i can't believe you searched this! don't you have anything better to do?? anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (and/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. by MERC907 May 3, 2018

shaking the can 

From the game "Shake it up" on Mario Party 8 for the Wii, in which a player must shake his/her can for 5 seconds and whoever has the highest stream wins. Naturally, this became a great innuendo for jerking off.

-Where the hell is John?
-Probably shaking the can.

shaking the can by Live Texas Boatshow February 9, 2008