Bastardized

1.) the act of impregnating a woman and leaving and having no contact withthe family or child (ah I've created yet another bastardized child)
2.) when a acqaintance does something really shady ( screw that asshole and his bastardized ways)

I came up with a bastardized plan to nut in all my bosses drawers.

by hot carl November 24, 2003

Turkey Basted

When one or several members who are under the influence of alcohol during the of which we give thanks (Thanksgiving) and and require sustenance (have the munchies). The proceed to eat all of the turkey by puréeing it then ingesting via turkey baster.

Jon: Duuuuude, I'm so hungry, but I'm too drunk to chew.
Mike: All we have is leftover turkey, man.
Jon: Let's get Turkey Basted, bro.

by Real Music Represent December 18, 2012

little bastard

A word directed towards someone that you feel threatened by that you want to make feel inferior to yourself. The person being called this is usually stronger and smarter than the one doing the name calling.

"That guy charles down the hall, he's a little bastard that's always fucking with someone!", said George.

by oscarbobfred May 17, 2015

turkey baster

When 20-somethin male bangs his friend's super fat mom and fills with little monsters.

"Fat old lady turkey; baster young male"
"Brandon has many times proven to be a turkey baster."

by poly4 August 30, 2013

bastardizer

One who commits heinous acts of Bastardization.

"I shall make sweet love to this priceless art." Says John,

"Thou shall be destroyed, evil Bastardizer!" roars Mark.

by Rifat K. November 8, 2007

Beasty Bastardo

Something that is the best best

That is Beasty Bastardo!

by Josef Khrushchev December 31, 2007

Lucky Bastard

A lithuanian person who really likes Ed Sheeran.

Lucky Bastard: bro did you hear Ed Sheeran's new song yet?

Bro: not again...

by feetfeetfoot July 10, 2021