Eskimo Pie

A sexual act in which a man defecates, ejaculates, and urinates on a woman's (or man's) hair, then sets the person's hair on fire.

Man #1: Man, I don't know how to break it to my girlfriend.

Man #2: Just give 'er the ol' Eskimo Pie!

by Wolfedogg April 04, 2008

meat pie

quite like rice, but used to refer an australian built car.

typically a commodore or falcon

holy shit, that's a serious meat pie!

by phreeky82 August 05, 2003

blumpkin pie

The act of vaginal intercourse while one partner defecates. This adds on the term 'blumpkin' which is receiving oral sex while defecating and combines with pie, referring to the woman's genitals. To the humorless, this is an intentional rhyme with 'pumpkin pie'.

She snuck into the bathroom stall and gave me a taste of blumpkin pie.

by reirei_shaniqua October 16, 2010

Uni-pie

A strictly 'one time' serving of metaphorical pie enjoyed whilst at, or sourced from, a university.

We came home on Sunday morning with nothing more than rude heads, blue balls and a sincere longing for uni-pie.

by The Shoe May 02, 2007

Eggnog Pie

When one gets intoxicated on Bourbon, stops by McDonalds on the way home for a Large vanilla shake and whist performing cunnilingus, vomits upon the vagina. But as not to waste the Bourbon nor the shake, he or she muscles through and keeps eating.

"Hey Chad, how did your date go last night?" ...."Ugh. It was good, but ended up eatin' the ol' Eggnog Pie if you know what I mean."

by Tood Smooth December 19, 2015

Spice Pie

Pizza with noodles on.

Lets fuckin' mish to momma noodles and cop a spice pie.

by Pregnant People June 30, 2010

Pie Tail

1. A tail created by meringue in a piece of pie
2. It wiggles in your mouth all the way down your throat into your belly, where it lives its little tail life for years to come
3. Good to eat

That chocolate pie had so many pie tails; I can still feel them wigglin' in my belly.

by Lois the Lane November 03, 2009