April 20

This is the day that the cutest, sweetest guy was born and his name starts with B.

-A💛

Anna: your so sweet💛
Him: it is April 20th, my bday 😉

by A. Day November 28, 2019

93:20

Agueroooooooooooooo

Martin Tyler: “Manchester City still alive here…Balotelli…”

Martin Tyler : Agueroooooooooooooo, sergio aguero scores a brilliant goal at 93:20 to bring Manchester City's first Premier League title

by adrian_22 March 27, 2022

20 pounds of bounce that ass

Its smells so fucking bad it's smells like a person who never washed their ass and they probably have cheese forming there and they just make you put your nose so deep in their ass

Girlfriend: wanna smell my ass?

Boyfriend: sure

Girlfriend: *makes his nose smell the nastiest shit ever*

Boyfriend: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH you better go wash that ass and im breaking up with u ho and it smells like 20 pounds of bounce that ass

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 21, 2024

20-20 humility

A play on 20-20 hindsight, 20-20 humility is experienced after a failure due to hubris.

With 20-20 humility and great regret I offer my apologies to those adversely affected by surgeries I performed while under the influence of psychotropics, without a medical license, and indeed without any real understanding of physiology.

by FistyBiscits69 November 15, 2021

20 Terabytes

A lot. A fucking lot.

"Why do you have 20 Terabytes?? Who would ever need that much?!??!?!!?"

by Mr. Q, Bot September 8, 2025

20 cm

Your probably measuring yo dick wrong, either that or you're a porn star!

A1: Omg, i might have 20 cm
B1: It says mm

A2: Come get my 20cm
B2: Omg its absolutely massive, i hope it foesnt rip my kitty

by Mr. Skinnywilly09982 March 12, 2025

October 20

October 20 is the day where you can call your teachers by their first name!

Student: Hey Jessica!
Teacher: *shook and confused*
Student: it’s October 20!
Teacher: oh ok makes sense

by Spaghettinoodles01 October 19, 2019