Mr. P

When a mans wife leaves him for a pig.

Kevin: hey honey, I’m home!... honey?? Ummm w-wh-who’s that honey?

Maranda: I’m... leaving you Kevin. I’m sorry, but Mr. Piggles has treated me with respect.

Kevin: Are you seriously making me Mr. P?!? You’re Mr. P’ing me?!!!

by Mr. P the man November 02, 2020

P county

Pinellas county in Florida. Where the hick-gangster hybrids live. Also the easiest place for a 14 year old to score lsd and mdma

"Damn g I was gonna go to mobil on highland but its almost 12 at night and I don't feel like talking to any meth heads tonight, cant get a break in p county"

by Jit not jhit weirdos February 23, 2021

Ms. P

Probably a religion teacher who shaved her head in the 80s and the hair never grew back

Ms. P, why cant we have seggs at a young age?

by antonellaxoxo February 24, 2021

Ben p

A person that bails on hanging out with you to hang with the older kids so he can post a pic of them on his story.

Hey kev Ben p is fag who has a hot sister

by Bigblack2005 April 25, 2019

Pushing P

Pushing Pussy the act of which when a male is greasing and living life

Shad is pushing p life is good for him

by January 20, 2022

Pushing P

The act of pushing your penis into a male friends butthole and doing this until you see blood coming out of the anus of the male friend

Austyn: Yo owen you pushing p
Owen: Only with you;)

by jshevshshhsbdbd January 21, 2022

Pushing P

Sucking dick is Pushing P being gay is Pushing P

Man damn you pushing P the way you suck me up

by Ttssss krazyyy January 24, 2022