Flasher's Wife

Lauren Boebert

Lauren "Qbert" Boebert's husband exposed himself to underage girls in a bowling alley, which makes her The Flasher's Wife

by Uncle Joosie May 12, 2022

Wife

The only thing boomers hate more than young people

Boomer 1: I hate my wife
Boomer 2: And i hate my wife

by n0dini February 26, 2021

netflix wife

The girl or woman you watch Netflix with all the time. You start new shows together discuss them and finish them together

She just finished another show with him. That must be his Netflix wife.

by ForRealMamas September 30, 2018

Captains wife

A bit of a Natalie. Hot, but with a comic con psychosis leaning toward men named Nils.

A Captains Wife is a bit like the chick from Kick Ass with a hard working, diligent, chicken bhuna hot, edge.
She's also powerful but a little bit needy, after a good rumping.

by Lord leonard November 19, 2013

wife pussy

A partner's genitalia that a man values and cherishes, so much so that he wants to commit to a lifelong relationship.

But seriously you felt delicious.. like you have wife pussy.

by Iri June 17, 2024

wife

A married woman considered in relation to her spouse.

wife.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.

“My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”

by 🙂🙃😬 February 21, 2023