twat munch

Verb; To eat oysters to lick clams. When performing vaginal karrioke to a lady. Also insult to an obnoctuous oaf

I can't wait to see Sharon again so I can throw her down and give her a mighty twat munch

Hilary where are those reports I asked for you complete twat munch

by Ollie the Hind December 2, 2007

Twitchy twat

A twitchy twat is to a woman, what a hard on is to a man. Just as a man's penis gets hard when he is aroused; a woman's clitoris may twitch (multiple times in some cases), in response to her own arousal. The twitch is often in response to that which has aroused the woman.

As two women are watching an erotic sex scene in a movie, one turns to the other and says, "Can you imagine , what it would be like to be in bed with that man?". The second one replies,"Are you kidding me? I am getting twitchy twat just watching him."

by Saish January 20, 2016

twat sailor

a male sailor that is also a prostitute

The women in town go crazy when the navy boys come back so they can pay twat sailors for sex.

by tim and josh August 21, 2008

twat twinkie

When a girl's twat is filled or overflowing with cum

Justin: hey did make a twat Twinkie?

Jayden: yeah I filled it all the way to the lips

by Trentmcfarlanetits December 13, 2013

mark twatting

When your teacher/lecturer withholds your test marks for a stupidly long period of time for absolutely no reason.

Dude1: hey dude, did you get your mark back for your ancient Chinese architecture dissertation?
Dude2: no dude, my lecturer is totally mark twatting.

by datstudentlife June 23, 2015

nob twat

a nob twat is someone who is an arrogant, self centered, egotistical, nob jocky, of the male variety who believes all women love them. he then has the arrogance to charge HER, to spank him...

an example of this would be... speecho who is a nob twat

by penisberrysugar December 13, 2008

Twat Flaunter

A promiscuous women who has a high self esteem and is overly confident in the fact that all members of the human race would enjoy the site and feel of her vulva (vaginal region) this person would think they were a zero on the condometer and perfectly acceptable to raw dog.

Her hobbies are baseball and flaunting her twat all over town; what a twat flaunter!

by Matt Tim Ryan 17 September 21, 2009