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Vagel train 

The vape bagel train. A group of bros go to a bagel place and line their bagels to mouth height. A person hits the vape into the bagel holes and it passes through the holes into the other bro’s mouth. He hits his bro’s hit and blows it back, forming the ultimate bond of manhood. Immediately after the act, both bros and all witnessing bros must say “no homo” then eat the bagels.
Let’s go to the Bagelry and hit a vagel train!

Bro! That was a sick vagel train, no homo though.
Vagel train by SSM.69 November 2, 2018
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caravan train 

A train once aired on BBC by Top Gear, it's a car towing about 4 caravan trailers, all of them without tires on railroad tracks.
"I wanna ride a caravan train."
caravan train by MadDots November 9, 2018

Rape Train

At u$c (the University of Sanctioned Cheaters) in Southern Cal, Lot 1 or Grand Avenue Parking structure had a tram that took students to campus passing from the other side of the 110 freeway. Many co-eds were raped/sexually assaulted during the 70's and into the 80's. Students began referring to the tram as the Rape Train
I almost missed the Rape Train from lot 1, luckily I made it in time to my Ballroom Dancing 101 class.

Hey man, can I bum a ride out to the Grand Avenue parking? I don't want to take the Rape Train unless I have to.
Rape Train by St Ives April 10, 2019

Juul Train

When 5 guys and 1 girl line up a human centipede style with there dicks in each other and the girl is in the front. They start moving around the room thrusting in unison as the girl rips far vape clouds from a juul.
Dude I heard that chad was a part of a juul train last night.
Juul Train by ChubChode69420 September 26, 2019

the train to Hogwarts

Idiom. A reference to the Hogwarts Express in the wizarding world of Harry Potter, in which the train would ferry students to and fro the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

In common usage, this is an alternative to "the silver bullet" in which "the train to Hogwarts" refers to a medium or channel which could be used to bring a high level (magical) of effectiveness or efficiency.
Social media platforms is not the train to Hogwarts for everyone. Each person's mileage and benefit would vary according to whether the platform suits the person's purposes and intents. It may or may not work for different people and businesses.

Finger Train 

When a group of girls get together and finger each other. Compare to the male form of a circle jerk but for females.
What are the girls doing tonight?

Oh I heard they were Finger Training.

I.. I have no words..
Finger Train by PokemanMonster November 18, 2019

Soul Train 

A train that tells paramedics they’re not gonna make it in time. If a paramedic or any other rescue vehicle gets stopped by a train on their way to someone, they’re not gonna make it there. This is a common myth by many people.
Rick: Why did this man die yesterday? The ambulance was almost there.
Harry: Because there was a soul train.
Soul Train by curlycows February 8, 2020