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thembekile 

thembekile, also known as thembi, is one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet. she is shy when you first meet her, but once you get to know her she is nothing other than a ball of delight and humour. she is often very self conscious and thinks she's ugly, but anyone any day will be able to tell her otherwise. she usually has black hair and brown eyes. the boys can't help but be attracted to her and her gorgeous body.
thembekile

friend 1 to friend 2: hey what's her name?
friend 2: oh that's thembi
friend 1: damn, that's THEMBI
thembekile by t.h.a.t.g.i.r.l November 24, 2019
Someone who is dummy thick; bootylicious; juicy thighs

Aka big booty judy
Damn this thummy has some thick ass thighs
Thummy by thummy thummy February 25, 2020

Geriatric Thumper Dance 

Reminiscent of Thumper the rabbit from the Bambi cartoon, it is the practice unique to elderly people in which they quickly tap their foot on the floor several times in rapid succession immediately prior to raising that leg off the floor so that they can quickly slide on that side of their underwear, pajamas, or pants before falling. Contradicting the apparent belief underlying this behavior, studies by gerontologists have concluded that the Geriatric Thumper Dance is mostly ineffective in preventing old folks from losing their balance.
Samantha: "Grandma, how long have you been lying on the floor this time?"

Grandma: "Sweetie, I'm so glad you came along when you did."

Samantha: "Please Grandma. No more Geriatric Thumper Dance, OK?

Tud Thumper 

A person who doesn't seem to realize that they're not liked by the group they call their "friends". As it turns out, this person is hated by everyone in that group.
Person 1: Do you know who was following me this morning?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, that dude is a tud thumper.
Tud Thumper by Big Yetti June 6, 2011

Daisy Thump 

A dignified, polite, and overall better way to say ass fuck.
She said she was saving herself for marriage so we had to daisy thump
Daisy Thump by captain derpscerp September 30, 2011

Bible Thumper 

A religious Zealot who pressures people to subscribe to their own religios beliefs, even after the target has said they are not interested. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are particularly notorious Bible Thumpers.
a bro: "Hey,there are some Mormon Missionaries at the door to talk to you!"

me: "Damn, I told those Bible Thumper Mormons to go away, where is my Pepper Spray at?"
Bible Thumper by Piranha March 24, 2008