Whilst receiving head the guy pulls out at the last moment and shoots his load in his partners eyes. This temporary blinding will cause the partner to close there eyes, groan and put there arms out in front of them feeling around giving the impression of being a Zombie.
A) “Your Mrs looks like she has sore eyes.”
B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.”
A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”
B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.”
A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”
by PieEater293 June 06, 2019
1) when someone who previously ghosted you begins to talk to you again. Ergo, rises from the dead
2) people who reappear in your life after a long period of no contact
2) people who reappear in your life after a long period of no contact
WOW, this guy had the audacity to ghost me three weeks ago and now he just texted me again. How dare he zombie me?
by MiiAmorr July 06, 2017
the state of being dead and alive at the same time
what a human feels (and looks like) after having a hangover
what a human feels (and looks like) after having a hangover
1.
-look dude a zombie
-that's my wife without makeup
2.
-i feel (and look like) a zombie
-hey me too
-who are you?
-look dude a zombie
-that's my wife without makeup
2.
-i feel (and look like) a zombie
-hey me too
-who are you?
by SoCratesTheCook June 01, 2017
by yeahnihgas August 08, 2019
by Momma knows best. June 15, 2011