Cock in the custard

Placing a risky trade on the stock market

Dave's trying to recover his losses so he's putting his cock in the custard.

by thestig86 November 12, 2012

cock schlocked

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina

...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!

by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008

Mouse Cock

Someone who has a very tiny cock, also someone who doesn't like the term Donkey Dick

Well he didn't like donkey dick so now I call him mouse cock

by Deadliest Catch Xtra Crabs April 21, 2009

Hippy Cock

An excessively hairy dick that looks like it might have done a tour of duty at Woodstock! Aka a dick with sideburns.

That guy needs to tidy up his package, he is rocking some serious Hippy Cock!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Cock Muppet

A complete idiot

That guy in the crowd is a Cock Muppet.

by Paul Starr August 3, 2009

Cock Rot

When you speak to a person and he/she has horrible breath. Cock rot is the decaying skin stuck in a partners teeth or gums that was dislodged during uncomfortable or painful fellatio, thus leading to cock rot on the breath.

Man, I was talking to this ho with turnt up teeth yesterday, her breath smelled like cock rot.

by BriGuy1974 May 25, 2018

Cock Taco

A nice way to tell someone they're a pussy or if you want someone to think hard about what they called you

Logan Hale is such a Cock Taco

by CUNT REE BOY April 4, 2017