spiderman dat hoe

when you ejaculate on a girl so much
she becomes stuck and can't get away.

i spiderman dat hoe to the wall see Bukkake

by FSK1138 October 14, 2007

screaming spider

The anus (see ane, rect, sphinct, etc). Especially one which is fully exposed and where the ickle folds look like a spider kicking and screaming whilst launching itself towards the observer

DUDE! Get that screaming spider away from me - it smells of goats nads!

by Wu Dark April 5, 2004

clock spider

A weak foe dismembered after a strenuous fight with Eternal Ferret. We all mourn this Loss. HAHA SUCKERS!!

"Clock spider, shmock shmider. The Eternal Ferret just whoped his ass good!"

by Scotty February 7, 2004

barking spider

Farting on a girls face while she's licking your ass. The ass hairs tickling her nose will feel like a spider crawling on her face.

"I gave your girlfriend a barking spider last night"

by bammer March 5, 2008

Spider Pussy

Old Vagina, usually with cobb-webs. Wrinkly Puss. Old infected with spider pussy.

DJ walked in on his grandma while she was clensing her spider pussy, with a dust rag & some pledge.

by Silver-backs January 2, 2009

Spider Man Bang

When SpiderMan swops from this the sky and goes up to a ramdom girl and uses his wed and sticks it on the girls nipples and uses them as puppets and then 69 her and shoots web in her eyes so she cant see and sticks his cock in her mouth and jacks her off with his web

Dude SpiderMan just cam up to my girlfriend and Spider Man Banged her

by Mc. Pumper Nickel March 24, 2008

Vagina Spider

Getting eaten out

Dude, I thought he was giving her a Vagina Spider

by Gemini 9724 October 24, 2014