Bastard Sandwich

An enigmatically caustic, pigheaded, maligned, stubborn bastard fuck. An ornery and unruly individual. Employs both arguments and insults with no context. Gleefully indulges in bastardom at any given opportunity, merrily fulfilled after satisfying their depleted bast-dometer with the contempt of others. An obstinate fuckhead who often doesn't know better. Don't worry, YOU might be right though, it's all those OTHER bastard fuckheads who are to blame.

"Why are you such a bastard-sandwich?"

"Ugh, you're as bad as they come. Somebody ate a bastard sandwich today."

by the true inventor of dickblade August 11, 2014

Sandwich Fest

The opposite of "Sausage Fest", when the number of females in an environment overwhelmingly exceeds the amount of males present.

"Victoria, how was the club last night?" "No luck, it was a total sandwich fest."

by Streamline274 November 11, 2010

Argentinian Sandwich

(Noun) When one person shits in a toilet, then another person subsequently shits in same toilet and the first shits again... In the same toilet.

Dude, did you just Argentinian Sandwich my toilet? It smells like a hobo's taint in there.

by atcordar June 29, 2014

Wetting the Sandwich

Inducing vaginal moistness by the bumping or grinding of hips against a person or object

"I think the creepy goth bumping against my mate is quietly wetting the sandwich"

by alethiophile February 18, 2019

The Sandwich Baggy

You Take your semi hard dick and push it backward through the skin at the base of your shaft then you tuck the loose skin over the head and let go. What will happen is your dick will try to pop out but the flap of skin will hold it back. Flipping the skin over the head is kinda of like a sandwhich baggy thus creating the effect

Dude I totally freaked my bitch out last night with "the sandwich baggy" trick. It looked like an un circumsized dick trying to pop out

by Dickperformintricks February 5, 2010

Cosby sandwich

A Cosby sandwich is the act of drugging/date-raping a woman and afterwards making up for it by making her a delicious sandwich and possibly a Fresca to drink. Ex: grilled cheese/ham and cheese/ Bologna.

Dude Dylan swift totally gave that 18 year old a Cosby sandwich!! But at least the next morning he made her a bologna sandwich and gave her a Fresca!!

by Pauldings poet December 12, 2015

Eat a sandwich

Something skinny people get told far too often

I'm a tad underweight, so I'm always told to eat a sandwich

by Spaghettinoodleghost May 12, 2021