Rowan

A shirt guy who needs glasses and likes a lot of porn. He is way to open and has a hard time letting go.

Rowan is nasty.

by Thematrix619 July 11, 2018

Rowan

Probably a fucking dumbass who lies to his friends to stay home and do nothing ...

P 1:Bruh did u see Tyler at the party??

P2:Nahh that man was being a “Rowan”....

P1:Ahhh shit fuck dat man

by rowanabitchassniggeh November 21, 2019

Rowling

Rowling is shooting someone in the head repeatedly with a Battle Rifle in Halo 2 or 3.

"Oh snap! He got Rowled!"

"Man you are rowling people all over the place today!"

by Kypster28 October 2, 2009

jk rowling

'jk' is short for joking, kind of like 'lol' in a way, then 'rowling' is rolling on floor laughing (rofl). so together it means im just joking and laughing my head off with the added pun of being j.k rowling the famous author.

"Wow he's really hot"

"Um are you being serious"
"No hahahaha I'm jk rowling you"

by flingo45 November 8, 2013

rowboat

Female sexual orifice. From rhyming slang expression "Rowboat and Punt"

"Blimey, darlin', when did you last trim yer rowboat?"

by Ax February 2, 2004

Rowan

Rowan is not only the most annoying person in the world, but also thinks she’s the shit. She goes to a rich public school has 2 brothers and likes or believe everyone likes her. But In reality she is a basic bitch with a fat ass who will never be liked, she dates guys with name like “John Marvan” one thing you might want to know about Rowan is that she has cheated on 3 boys, she has pepperoni nipples the size of the moon. She thinks she has all of theese freinds but her only friends hate her. So do all of here teachers

Rowan Green is the biggest wanna be in the world
What a faggot

by We hate wms February 28, 2019

Rowan

A stupid whore who doesnt want to work as a team and smelles like a horses butthole. He seems likr a dickweed and looks twice as ugly.

Guy:is today a day?
Guy 2: your such a Rowan
Guy:whats that?
Guy 2: let me explain

by Dank guy on white October 28, 2019