like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank

When an old man marries a young woman one could say it is "like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank", insinuating that the man cannot get an erection so it will not go in a young tight pussy.

Did you know old man jones married that hot stripper? It must be like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank.

by tl_terry January 22, 2010

Put Some Water on that Sh*t

means flush the toilet

Scenario friend is on the toilet taking a crap and it stinks tell him to"Put some whater on that shit!"

by J.W. January 10, 2005

Put it in the story box and save it for later

When someone is telling an awful story and it goes on forever, you just tell them "story box" for short. It lets them know that no one cares about their story and everyone wants to move on.

Mary- ........... and then we got home and went upstairs and i was like laughing and he like said what do you want to do and neither of us knew what to do and then

John- story box
Mary- what?
John- put it in the story box and save it for later.

by Campbell5 January 25, 2011

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't

Something said when informed of yet another failure of society

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make solar cars! What is this world coming to?

by badgerman5566 May 22, 2010

I say we put mustard on it!

A joke by the Gigantic Turkey Sub that was used at an inappropriate time. Often used as a random laughter generator.

Boss: Gigantic turkey sub!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: a gigantic turkey submarine sandwich I say we put MUSTARD on it!
Boss: outraged This is NO time for joking, Gigantic Turkey Sub!!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: Cut Human Resources.

by Kielay December 20, 2008

put that in your juice box and suck it!!

something to say when your own somebody while playing a fighting game

Tina_Lyn-damn it you killed me!!
Rel_Michele-You killed me first.So put that in your juice box and suck it!!

by Tina_lyn1128 June 4, 2009

Hey I'm putting together a team

A dumb movie cliche line often used when the main character or antagonist try to create a a squad of people like them in order to accomplish another cliche of defeating the main antagonist or protagonist by working together.

"I'm building a team." -(Batman to flash)
"I'm putting together a team."- (Beckett to Han Solo)
"what are we some kind of suicide squad?" -(Will Smith to that one girl who made the suicide squad)
"Hey I'm putting together a team of gay pornstars, would you like to join?"

by TheMagic17 January 15, 2019