A no wipe post diarrhea butthole party (wet or dried). May include : Anal, RimJob, Fingering, and Face-sitting.
Even though she had the runs from eating week old warm tuna casserole, she was feelin' it. I decided to give her the ol' Dirt Road Special, and boy was it dirty. I was cleaning the crust out of my foreskin for an hour.
by KaxMlein February 08, 2021
Noun: a process by which an individual seeks to achieve gaining access to a vag cig ( a vagina that smells like a cigarette). This process involves deep meditation, laser focus and very hard work. Only the most elite poon hunters can endeavor such a difficult struggle.
Butler nems: Ay nigga, whats heater nems gettin into these days??
Koala Dawggie: Yo Kunt, that mangina boys on a quest for a vag cig. Hes been hittin that road to vag cig like a true nig. Day and night hes out there huntin through all them stanky vags lookin for that true perfect vag cig. He aint gonna stop til he hits that cig stankin pussy.
Koala Dawggie: Yo Kunt, that mangina boys on a quest for a vag cig. Hes been hittin that road to vag cig like a true nig. Day and night hes out there huntin through all them stanky vags lookin for that true perfect vag cig. He aint gonna stop til he hits that cig stankin pussy.
by ballplayer182 May 07, 2022
A term used by Gearheads and Street Racers used to cover up where they have actually done some dumb shit, such as drag racing, top speed runs, drifting, etc, to avoid getting into trouble with the police.
"I took my G-Body Cutlass out and managed to beat some kid's Foxbody on a back-road in Mexico last night! That supercharger is starting to pay off!"
by Thefirkman June 16, 2020
Person 1: Hey man, what did you get up to over the easter holidays?
Person 2: mainly jacked it to phineas and ferb, what did you do?
Person 1: i performed a peter's road trampoline
Person 2: awsome was your dick bomb?
Person 1: totally, but i did have to perform a greenacres road thankyou.
Person 2: mainly jacked it to phineas and ferb, what did you do?
Person 1: i performed a peter's road trampoline
Person 2: awsome was your dick bomb?
Person 1: totally, but i did have to perform a greenacres road thankyou.
by Bitconeeeeeeect April 11, 2018
A non-profit organization that hosts road rally events in Calgary, Canada. in support of the local children's hospital.
Have you registered for this summers rallies yet at www.justiceroadrallies.com? Justice Road Rallies has the best events.
by willedit4food January 07, 2019
by Knightmusic December 25, 2020
Jim:Yo Jake I just heard something outside our car, also why is there a white arm next to my window?
Jake:... DRIVE. FASTER. NOW.
Jim:Why?
Jake:IT IS THE COUNTRY ROAD CREATURE, JUST DRIVE FASTER.
Jake:... DRIVE. FASTER. NOW.
Jim:Why?
Jake:IT IS THE COUNTRY ROAD CREATURE, JUST DRIVE FASTER.