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A term used by Gearheads and Street Racers used to cover up where they have actually done some dumb shit, such as drag racing, top speed runs, drifting, etc, to avoid getting into trouble with the police.
"I took my G-Body Cutlass out and managed to beat some kid's Foxbody on a back-road in Mexico last night! That supercharger is starting to pay off!"
by Thefirkman June 16, 2020
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A piece of equipment or machinery, usually a car, that is in poor condition and is usually not safe to use in one's opinion.
"Tyler tried to make me ride around in that '93 Jetta his mom bought him as a graduation present, but there was no fucking way I was getting anywhere near that death trap. Motherfucker's got more rust on it then the Titanic, and the exhaust is held on with a bungee cord!"
by Thefirkman April 18, 2020
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A nickname for a Hearse/Funeral Coach, usually said in the Southern parts of the USA.
"Well, Grandma just took her final ride in the long black Cadillac. We sure are gonna miss her."
by Thefirkman May 15, 2021
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A insult mostly used in gaming directed at an individual who is actually trying to win a game. This insult is mostly seen if FPS, or First-Person Shooters, such as Call of Duty, Halo, Team Fortress 2, and Overwatch.
''Oh my god, this fucking cunt is being a tryhard, go get a life you failed abortion!''
by Thefirkman February 14, 2018
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