cock slag

An unpleasant or irritating person.

Also can be someone who will say things about you behind your back to undermine your confidence.

Australian slang, an insult.

Can you not mow the lawn now, I just washed my car.
You can park it in the garage, this is the only time I have.
No I will not park it in the garage, it needs to dry.
I will wait for you to shammy it dry.
No I will keep it outside to dry.

This is what a cock slag typically does.

by kam75xx July 30, 2018

cock schlocked

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina

...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!

by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008

Cock in the custard

Placing a risky trade on the stock market

Dave's trying to recover his losses so he's putting his cock in the custard.

by thestig86 November 12, 2012

Cock Muppet

A complete idiot

That guy in the crowd is a Cock Muppet.

by Paul Starr August 3, 2009

Trotter Cock

an Un-circumcised penis, generally reserved for men with an undeniably large amount of foreskin which folds onto and into itself at the head of the genitals.

Frined: Hey Ryan, are you actually able to please your girlfriend with that hideous trotter cock you got?

Ryan: We haven't gotten to that point yet she's afraid of the quagmire of skin on my trotter cock.

by Matthew Pricee January 19, 2009

Cock Rot

When you speak to a person and he/she has horrible breath. Cock rot is the decaying skin stuck in a partners teeth or gums that was dislodged during uncomfortable or painful fellatio, thus leading to cock rot on the breath.

Man, I was talking to this ho with turnt up teeth yesterday, her breath smelled like cock rot.

by BriGuy1974 May 25, 2018

cock dodger

Australian colloquial term. Women who go walking early in the morning to avoid morning sex action with their significant other. They call it exercise but often serves a dual purpose. Common among married women and women who are in long term relationships. Often seen out walking between 6 - 7am.

Man: "my wife is a cock dodger and goes on early morning walks"

by simatt March 12, 2008