by LiDo91 March 6, 2018
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*waking up*
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"
by TonguePunchYaFartBox October 10, 2019
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Morning head spin is when you vape 50 mg of nicotine out of your vape then take a big drink of water after it with the smoke in your mouth.
by Chocolate and Chip October 12, 2019
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I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.
by uandus January 21, 2020
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Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
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