Morning Star 

When you wake up to someone's asshole in your face (mostly in the morning) and proceed to give them an aggressive rimming

*waking up*
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"

Morning Star by TonguePunchYaFartBox October 10, 2019

morning head spin 

Morning head spin is when you vape 50 mg of nicotine out of your vape then take a big drink of water after it with the smoke in your mouth.

Etha: Good morning rilay, you know what time it is
Rilay: morning head spin time ?

morning head spin by Chocolate and Chip October 12, 2019

Morning Poop 

Everyone does it. Wake up early in the morning and take some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."

Morning Poop by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Morning corkscrew

When you wake up hung over AF only to find the vibrator you were toying with last night is still in your vagina.

I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.

Morning corkscrew by uandus January 21, 2020

Morning wood 

That feeling you get when you wake up and want to mine some trees in minecraft.

Mum, look at the size of the morning wood I have!

Morning wood by ShampooDrinker September 13, 2021

Mooling 

When you bash someone for no reason

"Kyle your a retard who been held back twice in first grade"
"bro stop mooling"

Mooling by Sgt. Harper November 19, 2021

Lord Moodington 

Usually to describe an Ocky that is most disgruntled - like one of the moody old blokes in the Muppet Show

He is a Major Lord Moodington Today again

Lord Moodington by Lisa M July 16, 2008