Jonas

The most stubborn and ignorant person to ever be seen by mankind.

"WTF Jonas, you are so egoistic."

by decayed___ April 16, 2022

Jonah

A good friend. But he/she will tend to be a bit racist at times. His cock is most likely very very small, yet says it is a large as a monkey tail. Don't trust him, he lies. His friends get no bitches, and he's no different. He seems normal at first, but them when you meet him, you will find a new shade of gray in Jonah.

Jonah is a weird guy

by jamison979 May 4, 2022

Jonah

If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!

I am in love with Jonah.

Get you a Jonah and keep her.
Give her everything she wants and needs!

by Kingdom Jesus Christ with tits May 9, 2022

Jonased

When the kinda ugly guy you want to fuck is on snapchat, but isn't snapping you back. You must be getting Jonased

His snap score keeps going up. Gaby, I think your being Jonased again!

by kingJonas May 9, 2022

Jonas

Used to describe an individual who is incapable of cranking 90s

Dude that guy sucks at cranking. He’s a total jonas.

by Lauren pancakez May 12, 2022

Jonas

A kid who can see beyond his community, the Receiver of Memory.

Dude 1: Bruh i feel like Jonas rn after watching film theory
Dude 2: did you sleep last night??
Dude 1: nah i gave a memory away :7

by alter_ego_cole May 14, 2022

jonana

Someone who’s name begins with Jo such as Joanna or Joan, who is a grandma and wants an original name to be called by their grandchildren.

Grandchild: My Jonana is the best she bought me Ice Cream over the week end.
Friend: Your Jonana?
GC: Yeah my moms mom. My grandma. She just wants to be called Jonana.
Friend: Ohhh that’s definitely original.

by Princesa Leah de Cuba May 15, 2022