George Jones

getting drunk, wrecking someone else's car, and getting arrested by the cops.

Nah, my old lady and me aren't on speaking terms anymore after I George Jones'ed her brand new Cadillac.

by Sargent Soul Spank August 2, 2010

jonathan groff

lin manuel miranda’s love interest. he is kind, hot, and amazingly talented. everyone loves the groff sauce!

hey whos the sweetest human being ever?
jonathan groff, duh

by jonathan groff April 12, 2020

Jonned

Being wasted beyond belief, punking everything that walks, trying to fight anyone even when you know you'll lose, over and over and over again.

(wake up in a boat of the Gulf of Mexico no matter where you're from) "Wow, I was so jonned last night!"

by Afro Jew April 24, 2010

Jonas Brothers Fangirls

Stupid girls usually who are between 12-17 who worship and pray and dream of having sex with the Jonas Brothers. They are mindless bandwagon followers who can't spell argue or think of any reason to like the Jonas Brothers than their (lack of) looks. They are like zombies you can't kill legally.

"Oh god those Jonas Brothers fangirls just flamed me for not being a zombie and liking the JB

by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009

mike jones

"Rapper" for people with ADD.

Still Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours
Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours....repeat 2 times.

Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me...repeat 4 times

First Round Draft Picks coming
Who is Mike Jones coming...repeat until INFINITY.

by i <3 mike jones March 14, 2005

Jonicia

An amazingly sexy girl that has an amazing butt. always kind hearted and is extremely loveable.

1. do u know jonicia?

2. yea. she is very sexy.

by RedTigaBullets February 7, 2010

Jonny Craig

A pillar of a man, knows how to treat women right

Ex. Damn he pulled a Jonny Craig, what a guy

by User#13:) April 16, 2020