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Jacked-Jacks

A Product made from mixing a bowl of "Apple Jacks" with a can of "coke." This is said to have great effects on your body and increase your testosterone level and get you JACKED.
"Man I love my Jacked-Jacks"

Before using Jacked-Jacks: "I can't lift this church!"

After using Jacked-Jacks: " I CAN LIFT THIS CHURCH!!"
by Anthony Monty May 22, 2007
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Steve Alexander Jackson

a steve alexander jackson is a term used when you follow through on a fart severely. one step up from a shart.
yesterday morning on the bus i steve alexander jacksoned my pants it was nasty the entire bus got evacuated.
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Team Tequila Jacks Rage

a large group of very cool people from Tequila Jacks, who spend their days raging "rage". They are very good friends, and very sexy too! Everybody wants a bit of Team TJ Rage!

The act of TJ raging is unplanned and usually very spontaneous. TJ raging began in the heart of downtown Toronto & Ottawa. It's said that anybody who wants to join Team TJ rage must be by invitation only & have had completed extensive rush events (ie. parties), be of good morals, & maintain a HIGH QUALITY reputation.
Team Tequila Jacks Rage Member : Let's rage!

Non-member: Can I rage?

Team Tequila Jacks Rage: Sorry little man, leave the raging to the pros of team TJ rage.

Non-member: I guess I'll just go to a party full of tools, douche bags, and a bunch of nobodys........arghh gonna be such a sausage fest :(
by Team TJ Rage Specialist July 23, 2012
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Jesse Jackson

Whenever someone says an "N" word, Jesse Jackson makes it all okay, then no black person is allowed to be offended.
by Sam is a Dick March 9, 2007
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Jackson Pollock

When you shit into a girls vagina and then she squats over a canvas and sprays the shit onto the canvas, you hang it on the wall and jerk off to it.
After art class we went back to my place and enjoyed a jackson pollock, my house still stinks but my dick is raw.
by Nick St Clair September 14, 2009
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Curtis Jackson

Rapper known as 50 Cent. The bane of all human existence.
" Who is that man having sex with other males in that crackhouse? Oh my, it's Curtis Jackson!"
by Vergilkilla August 21, 2007
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jackson

some kid who lies that they do parkour and gymnastics. probably own a cringey youtube channel called JackJack something. gets bullied at school. laughs and stands weirdly. also probably dates a girl called kylie.
person 1: i passed by jackson today
person 2: i’m so sorry for you
by unicornlover256 April 16, 2021
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