by not allison lol September 30, 2020
by Jas0n b0rne April 11, 2024
a man with a fucking phatty cock, really smart, and an amazing person. Any girl would be very lucky to date such a unit of a human being
Oh my word, Jason has such a phat cock, he's also really smart. I'm honestly sooo lucky to have him as a boyfriend
by sno0ze November 22, 2020
Jason was cheeting on me the whole time and lied to me
Oh no and now he just wants me to know because he's got a big ego and Wants me to know he was playing you the whole time because he's a sleez
Oh no and now he just wants me to know because he's got a big ego and Wants me to know he was playing you the whole time because he's a sleez
by 💘🙌🏽 February 28, 2022
The type of guy who covers up his insecurities and “short”comings by making others feel less than; Generally exhibits this behavior online, seeking the approval from others, also usually “Jasons”.
Typically drives muscle cars and/or owns gas-guzzling toys, then complains about the price of gas. Enjoys red hats, facial hair and women with (usually) unnaturally blond hair.
Typically drives muscle cars and/or owns gas-guzzling toys, then complains about the price of gas. Enjoys red hats, facial hair and women with (usually) unnaturally blond hair.
by Word2UrMotha December 03, 2021
Jason is a young man with a fetish for females with male genitalia.
He is very likely to put his phone in the microwave while calling you.
He is very likely to put his phone in the microwave while calling you.
- Did he just hang up on me?
- Maybe he pulled a Jason?
- You think he digs chicks with dicks?
- Nah, the phone thing.
- Maybe he pulled a Jason?
- You think he digs chicks with dicks?
- Nah, the phone thing.
by Isha boi November 22, 2021
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