2 definitions by bloom1

Victoria

Victoria is and has been a very bad girl. She has been so bad, the police are after her for fishing without a license.* She needs some discipline, and I intend to spank her out of this universe.

Thank you and goodnight.

*She didn't even catch any fish

Damm Victoria, you're kinda hawt

by bloom1 March 18, 2022

Jason

Jason derives from the word butt plug. In ancient Chinese medicine, bamboo was used to detect prostate cancer. Saliva was highly recommended for the lubrication process. As man evolved, they realized they could just use their fingers.

I either have erectile dysfunction or I need to get myself a good ol fashion Jason.

by bloom1 March 18, 2022