Balls deep in a pig

The feeling of arousal that comes from consuming an alarmingly amount of pork products.

Quinn is balls deep in a pig after celebrating the end of Ramadan by binging on Canadian bacon.

by Carl Figgins May 14, 2019

deep as a milf's vagina

When you're in a shitload of trouble and you just realized you can't get out of it
milf
*credits to Sam

"Bruh, do you think that I'm in that chick's friend-zone?"
"Yup! Deep as a milf's vagina!"

by F-Bomb Thiru April 28, 2017

Springfield Deep Clean

When a man inserts Doritos into his cock and his bitch sucks the shit out

Man 1: Dude bruh my girl gave me the Springfield Deep Clean last night
Man 2: Dude bruh did it hurt?
Man 1: It felt like razor blades summoned by the elder Gods ripped through my urethra and into my cum slut’s tight lips, bro

by KingofWheat July 3, 2020

deep sea boating

The act of motorboating a females lady parts.

Best performed after a shower, or else you could be dealing with a low tide situation, which is never good. It is advised to NEVER go deep-seaboating during a red tide. You have been warned.

That chick is so hot I would totally go deep sea boating on her right now, I'm serious, I would love to go Deep-seaboating on those waters.

by captain pfbfbfbf January 8, 2014

deep sea trench

When you trench the 99 so much that you reach the proverbial deep sea

Damn Boyle , you trenched that 99. Did you the see the deep sea?
- "Yea, I deep sea trenched that hoe."

by QuicketyQuecked April 25, 2017

deep coof 9

When one is so balls deep, they might as well be in space.

"Where is Evan? I haven't seen him in a week! He must be deep coof 9 with his girl"

by Crossbone101 July 18, 2015

Dirty Deep Dish

whenever a woman (or man) presses the lower stomach fat together in order to create a verticle crease in the skin; the male partner then pours a lubicrant on the skin and then rubs his penis inbetween the crease. Very similar to a boob job.

"So how was your night with Jane?"

"Oh it was awesome! She was a little chubby so I could give her a dirty deep dish."

by Boscxx March 2, 2017